Wednesday, 1 March 2017

Don’t be pressurized by the "Liberal Elite" or "Bible Bashers": Use this quiz to help you decide who to vote for!

Don’t be pressurized by the "Liberal Elite" or "Bible Bashers": Use this quiz to help you decide who to vote for!


I’m fed up with sanctimonious facebook statuses lecturing people on who to vote for in the Northern Ireland Assembly elections. From what I can make of them they tend to stereotype voters into the following categories:


  1. DUP: A bible-basher, fascist or in the UDA.
  2. Sinn Fein: A dissident republican, a leprechaun or a nun.
  3. UUP: From BT18 (Holywood) a functioning alcoholic with a house in Donegal.
  4. SDLP: From BT9 (Malone) but still talks with a strong Belfast accent and probably a solicitor.
  5. .ALliance: Chinese, gay or a stoner.
  6. NI Conservatives: a complete prick.


Please do not feel peer pressured by these armchair politicians!


How about voting on what is in that parties manifesto! Then they have a mandate to try in enact it. This is called democracy!


Or if you are unsure of what each parties policies are, here are two quizes here to help you decide.

N.B This is based on the 2015 and 2016 elections so will only able to give you a rough guide, as their policies may have changed (but probably not that dramatically) since then.


http://www.whoshallivotefor.com/parties

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland-assembly-election/take-the-test-did-you-vote-for-the-wrong-party-exclusive-myvote-survey-34644522.html


You might surprise yourself:

P.S. - My personal opinion is that if we vote for a left-wing party or a nationalist party (which brings about a united Ireland)nobody will have enough money to get married anyway! I quote my auntie Una RIP "Love, that is for teenagers."


Part two: My Result

My results were not that surprising, to be honest, probably due to the fact that I am quite politically aware.

1st Quiz:

  1. Conservatives
  2. UKIP
  3. DUP

2nd Quiz

DUP

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